evangelame:

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
- Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via cyberqueer) [x] (via virginiachance)

I’ll be walking with my friends, and they’ll be like, ‘Oh my god, someone recognized you.’ And I’ll be like, ‘Really? Is he cute, and is he single?’

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

“I wish she was dead,” he says. “I wish they were all dead and we were, too. It would be best.”

stves